RANKED: Michiganders Have Some of the Longest Sex in the Nation

February 21, 2014
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New data from the sex-tracking app Spreadsheets suggests that Michiganders
have some of the highest stamina in the nation when it comes to romping between the sheets.

We clocked in at sixth place and at a respectable 4:14 which put us almost three minutes above last place Alaska (a sorry 1:21) and three minutes below first place New Mexico (a whoppin’ 7:01).

The data is consolidated from approximately 5,000 app users and 23,000 distinct fornication sessions.

Here’s the complete list via Huffington Post.

1. New Mexico – (7:01)

2. West Virginia – (5:38)

3. Idaho – (5:11)

4. South Carolina – (4:48)

5. Missouri – (4:22)

6. Michigan -(4:14)

7. Utah – (3:55)

8. Oregon – (3:51)

9. Nebraska – (3:47)

10. Alabama – (3:38)

11. Delaware – (3:33)

12. Hawaii – (3:28)

13. Wisconsin – (3:22)

14. North Dakota – (3:18)

15. Arizona – (3:17)

16. Maryland – (3:15)

17. Mississippi – (3:10)

18. Rhode Island – (3:09)

19. Connecticut – (3:07)

20. Texas – (3:06)

21. New Hampshire – (3:04)

22. Wyoming – (3:03)

23. New York – (3:01)

24. Pennsylvania – (2:58)

25. Maine – (2:58)

26. Washington – (2:51)

27. Iowa – (2:50)

28. Illinois – (2:49)

29. North Carolina – (2:47)

30. Tennessee – (2:46)

31. Kansas – (2:38)

32. California – (2:38)

33. Massachusetts – (2:31)

34. Florida – (2:29)

35. New Jersey – (2:28)

36. Indiana – (2:26)

37. Virginia – (2:23)

38. Oklahoma – (2:21)

39. Colorado – (2:21)

40. Minnesota – (2:19)

41. Ohio – (2:18)

42. Louisiana – (2:17)

43. Kentucky – (2:14)

44. Arkansas – (2:08)

45. District of Columbia – (2:08)

46. Nevada – (2:07)

47. Georgia – (2:07)

48. Montana – (2:03)

49. Vermont – (1:48)

50. South Dakota – (1:30)

51. Alaska – (1:21)

  • T.J.

    Is that 4 hours and 14 minutes or 4 minutes and 14 seconds? Either one seems way off to me!!!

  • Michelle Kirkwood

    It’s because of the weather—living in a state where winter is pretty much half the damn year induces people to cuddle up more for warmth, and therefore,the intiative for sex naturally ensues from there.

  • BrianPonzi Palmer

    Sarah PALIN BE FRUSTRATED.

  • Clint Young

    Did you even look at the list tho? How does that explain some of the coldest states in last place? Look at the entire list. It has nothing to do with weather.