Gay Marriage: The Solution to Your Lousy One

August 14, 2013
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Gay Marriage: The Solution to Your Lousy One

Gay Rights has become the new “it” trend for 2013. Obama supports it. Most young people support it. Thirteen states support it. Even the occasional priest shows a tacit nod of approval — in the symbolic act of expressing his support via little boys. For those of you against it, whose religious beliefs justify...
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Where are Detroit’s Sugar Daddies Now?

July 30, 2013
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astroglide

When Detroit has two billionaire sugar daddies, how could it possibly go bankrupt? With One-Percenters like Mr. Basketball and Mr. Baseball/Hockey buying up Detroit faster than the Vatican pays hush money, you’d think  Detroit’s pimps’ wallets were just too big to fail. But somehow they did. A sugar daddy is like a genie —...
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What Happens When We Die?

July 10, 2013
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greed

What happens when we die? An existential question plaguing humanity since the dawn of man, now answered. Some readers may have expected a heartfelt story about some near-death experience, where I was heading toward a light at the end of a drawn out, cliché-ridden tunnel. Sorry to disappoint. If you are looking for clichés,...
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What is a Hipster?

July 2, 2013
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I have been accused of being one. I have been asked what they are. And at the end of the day I have no fucking clue how to respond.  A Hipster, as defined by Urban Dictionary is as follows: Referring to young people of around 18-30 years of age, who drink cheap beer, listen...
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Oh Criminals, Where Art Thou?

June 18, 2013
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drug dealer

I would be lying if I said I wasn’t a little disappointed with my Detroit experience so far. In the past 8 months, I have no gunshot wounds, stabbing scars, or even a stolen vehicle to show for it. I don’t even have a lower credit score! When I told everyone I was moving here,...
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